Just when you think people can't get any more depraved they fool you and come up with some new madness.
64 year old beastiality freak, Armand Marquis Pacher, a former insurance executive was arrested Friday (July 16) for allegedly having sex with his Great Dane.
People probably should have been suspicious when he named the dog after 80's supermodel Christie Brinkley.
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But it wasn't until Pacher's veterinarian called Gainesville, Florida police to report him did the dirty truth come to light.
When a vet worker called Pacher to reschedule the 2 1/2 year old dog's eye surgery, the old pervert started talking about sex with the animal according to the Miami Herald.
"She doesn't seem to enjoy it as much when we have sex. Maybe it's because I haven't been as energetic lately and that's why she's not enjoying it," he allegedly told the worker.
When the dog was later brought into the clinic a veterinarian concluded that the spayed dog's body had evidence of forced sexual activity, the warrant said. The doctor said the evidence could not have come from another dog.
An arrest warrent was issued and Pacher was booked at Miami-Dade jail, charged with third-degree felony animal cruelty and facing up to five years in prison.
Pacher's lawyer. Jefferey Weiner said the vet worker misunderstood his client and it was only a joke.
"I'm quite familiar with the evidence that exists, and I'm really disappointed that Aventura police would make an arrest based on unsupported evidence and conclusions," Weiner said. "I expect my client will be full vindicated."
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