Audio After The JumpBrian Pumper is obviously a 50 Cent/G-Unit fan. The "Porno N*gga" has made that pretty obvious in a few of his videos by having some of his porn girls shout out the Unit.
Now, he's revealing his marketing plan, that he hopes will convince 50 to sign him
"I wanna do B. Pumper albums, which I wanna put out under 50 Cent. I want 50 Cent to sign me as a solo act," Pumper tells Pow-TV. "G-Unit stands for guerilla gangster sh*t, but a n*gga don't have to be be poppin pistols or selling crack. Anything can be considered gangster, 'Yo that n*gga's a fool, he be smashin all the shorties in the [porno] flicks you gangster for that,' " he continued. "I like G-Unit, I like the style, the energy they bring in their music."
Aside from music, Brian has plans to write a book about sex, what else? A B. Pumper sex toy for the ladies and cologne.
"I want 50 to help me put a book out. Now my book is gonna be about sex lives, how to better sex lives, why men bust quick...the skills to control that so now they can be Superman in the bedroom. "Girls trying to use their p*ssies as a power tool, scandalous b*tches doing n*ggas dirty...why women sleep [with men] if the money makes sense."
Brian says ultimately he wants to be known as the most magnificent sex symbol ever.
As you can see, the man has a well thought out plan.
What do you guys think, will it work?
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If you follow Funeral Fab on Twitter, you should know by now that he's always going at somebody. Today his target is the "Porno N*gga" B.Pumper.
Fabolous goes in on the man's jewelry with some pretty funny lines.
"I jus got word Brian Pumper sayin I'm scared of him too.. "You know u done fucked right" *Cop from Menace 2 Society voice*.
#BrianPumperJewels are the same jewels they used 4 the hamsters in those Scion commercials.
Those brown dots on Montana Fishburne ass wasn't pimples.. It's RUST drippin from #BrianPumperJewels while he hit it from the back!
Yo #BrianPumperJewels disqualifies him from being a REAL NIGGA!!"
I doubt Fab is being serious, just throwing some jabs out there. You never know though, B. Pumper might end up battling two of New York's best rappers in Fab and Juelz Santana.
A porno star vs two of New York's best rappers.......sounds crazy don't it?
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