If you're planning on sleeping with Michelle Thomas you better be ready to fight for your life.

Thomas, 26 of Hudson, Texas tried to go Black Widow on her common law husband Tuesday (May 4). Apparently she wasn't happy with his sexual performance, so she grabbed a pair of scissors and started slashing and stabbing him. The man suffered cuts to his chest, left thumb and left knee according to the Lufkin Daily News.

He said she became irate when he didn't satisfy her sexual needs.

Thomas told police the man was drunk and had grabbed her by her wrists, threw her on the bed and began choking her, according to reports.

Officers said they saw no visible signs of injury on Thomas. She was arrested and charged with a second-degree felony. Punishable by up to a 20 year sentence and a $10.000 dollar fine.

Judging from her mug shot, Thomas seemed pretty happy with herself.

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